Agh fine, it took a while but maybe these??
1.) I’m kinda good at piano-ing!
2.) It has been said that I give great hugs!
3.) I’m smart compared to the right person!
4.) You guys will never owe me!
5.) Maybe I smell nice? Xp
Thank you for the ask/demand! I like asks!
No, it’s fine. I didn’t need my heart.
Are we crying about a doodle of dinosaurs?
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Oh god it hurts why would you ever
The meteor was coming.
Oh, God, it was coming and she didn’t know what to do. Her son, her beautiful little son, pressed close to her side, craning his neck to look up at his Mother.
“Mummy, why is everyone moving? There’s plenty of food here.” He asked in his sweet, innocent voice.
“Because, my sweet, sometimes it is best that we move on. It is our way.” She replied, forcing the words past the lump in her throat.
“Oh,” Her son said, turning his gaze to the fiery rock in the sky that would spell their deaths out for them, “the old Triceratops told me it was cuzza that rock. He said the rock could hurt us real bad.” He continued, not understanding what he meant by those words in his innocence.
“Triceratops is being silly, he just wanted to tease you one more time before he left.” She lied, choking on her tears. Oh, God, he son, her lovely son, was going to die not understanding.
She turned her face to the meteor- it was close now. It wouldn’t be long. Swinging her head around, she dropped her face to her sons and nuzzled him one last time. “Let’s play a game, yes? And then we’ll go join the others.” She suggested.
“Okay! What game shall we play, Mummy?”
“Let’s play pretend. We will imagine the sort of place we would like to move to, and when we open our eyes, that’s where we shall be.”
“How do we play?”
One last look at the meteor- it was almost time.
“Close your eyes and imagine the place, and count to thirty out loud. Just like when we play Hide-and-Seek.” She curled herself around her son, both of them now laid on the beach.
“Ok, Mummy. 1, 2, 3, 4…”
She watched the meteor approach with sad eyes, and just before it hit land she turned her head, laying it and her neck over her son and bracing herself.
Her son had not yet said 30, but it was over.
what the fuck is wrong with you
WOW HOLY FUCK THANKS FOR SHITTING ALL OVER MY HEART
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
Haha, that’s like asking me if I like my left pinky or right pinky finger! I have many but I’ll name a special book to me. It’s called, “The Ultimate How It Works Encyclopedia.” Horus Editions, 2002. This book enabled me to meet one of my best friends! His name’s Idan and we’re still partners in crime today.
on two hours of sleep im either way too happy or violently homicidal
Oh man, uhmm:
Colourful and beautiful eyes, nice smile, silly/dangerously adorable face, close to the same height as me, warm bodied (haha, weird), skillful hands and nice hair?
movements that turn me on? laughing, smiling, hair playing, biting (I heard that’s kinky Xp), and pencil behind the ear.
Okay, Physical attributes are awesome and all but I for one, am more turned on by, emotion, personality, skill set, and attitude.
Okay, whoever submitted that is a genius, you are close to getting me super embarrassed, I’m a little flustered right now.
when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
I don’t get it
how the hell did we get the idea pink isn’t a cool colour
because scientifically speaking pink doesn’t even exist; it fits between violet and red on the spectrum but actually what goes there is infrared and ultraviolet and all those things we can’t see
pink is the ambassador of an otherworldly and unknowable realm it is the most badass colour out there
hey….so um….scientists have just discovered that…well you see….if you dont kiss me right now the scientists say that all the worlds economies will fail and nuclear war will break out within the next 3 days…..just something to think about….
HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.
BLuuugh, now maybe we can catch some sleep tonight
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"